Hi everyone! Thanks for coming here where you can learn all about cryptozoology, or the study of hidden animals that might be real. There’s thousands of cryptids all over the world, and The Blasters and I need help finding them, so let us know if you see one so we can investigate! And if you find something, remember to keep it a secret because the world needs its myths and its magic!
Hey Blasters, it’s Charles, your resident photography expert in all things cryptid. So this photo just came out of Washington and supposedly it’s of Bigfoot, but I’m an EXPERT and I say there’s no way this is Bigfoot. It looks like a guy in a cheap Bigfoot suit to me. But what do you think? I’m open to debating you!
Hi fellow Blasters, it’s Hernando. Aliens aren’t technically cryptids, and the Blasters don’t really search for them since we don’t have a spaceship and such, but I still like studying them. Recently, scientists have discovered a mysterious radio sound from a nearby galaxy that repeats every 16 days. They don’t know what’s causing it, but I’m pretty sure it’s aliens! What do you think?
Hey fellow Blasters, it’s Stephanie. So it’s been quite a week for sea monster sightings, as this creature just washed ashore on a beach in Scotland. Lots of people think this might be the Loch Ness Monster, since it was found in Scotland where Nessie lives. But I wanted to let you know that this is definitely not her – I hacked a satellite and looked at Loch Ness and she’s still happily swimming around. BUT even the Blasters don’t know what this creature might be. Any idea what sea serpent cryptid this is?
Duders and dudetters, it’s Charles, your favorite Myth Blaster! So this awesome creature just washed up on a beach in Mexico, which I hear is a super cool place to visit, FYI. But after seeing this eyeless beast, I’d probably think twice before going into the ocean for a swim! Thus far, scientists can’t figure out what this creature is, but us cryptozoologists are pretty sure it’s a legendary sea serpent, which is super awesome! What do you think? Any ideas which cryptid this might be?
Hey Blasters, it’s Clivo! Bigfoot is one cryptid who is super hard to find, but he was just spotted in Washington! Check out this photo – do you think that’s really him or do you think the photo is fake? Charles is pretty sure it’s real, but he was also super disappointed it wasn’t the Yeti. Anyway, it looks like Bigfoot is out and about even in the snow so keep your eyes peeled for the big guy!
Hey Myth Blasters, it’s Charles. So, not only do we search for super cool cryptids like the Yeti, but we also like to protect other endangered animals, especially super cute ones like the Magic Rabbit. YES, IT’S ACTUALLY CALLED THE MAGIC RABBIT AND I WILL PROTECT IT WITH MY LIFE! I MEAN, LOOK AT IT!
Anyway, people thought this Ewok rabbit might be extinct, but it was just spotted for the first time in twenty years. IT’S ALIVE! Anyway, if you’re in China and you see the Magic Rabbit, take good care of it, because it’s super rare and endangered and I want it on my planet forever.